brianne // 21 // avid west coast fangirl

demonicdorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels


LOOK HOW HE LOOKS BACK AT HIS HUMAN AND ALMOST CHUCKLES ABOUT IT!

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

LOOK HOW HE LOOKS BACK AT HIS HUMAN AND ALMOST CHUCKLES ABOUT IT!

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

telapathetic:

this show never fails me

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

shouldnt:

writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student

<b> Me:</b> *playing Tomb Raider*<p><b>Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:</b> Mind if I sit with you?<p><b>Me:</b> *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.<p><b>Grandmother:</b> *sits* Thank you, dear.<p><b>Me:</b> *continuing to play for about five minutes*<p><b>Grandmother:</b> <p><b>Grandmother:</b> <p><b>Grandmother:</b> LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL<p><b>Grandmother:</b> THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE<p><b>Grandmother:</b> OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE<p><b>Grandmother:</b> STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER<p><b>Grandmother:</b> KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL<p><b>Grandmother:</b> OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH<p><b>Grandmother:</b> RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN<p><b>Grandmother:</b> OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL<p><b>Me:</b> *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma<p><b>Grandmother:</b> *sweet smile* Hmm?<p><b>Me:</b> Grandma oh my god<p><b>Grandmother:</b> *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.<p><b>Me:</b> <p><b>Me:</b> <p><b>Grandmother:</b> Kill them.<p>

I can hear you, you know.